Secret of the Red Orchid
    
      

Director: Helmuth Ashley
Year: 1962
Country: Germany
Rating: 5.0
Aka - The Puzzle of the Red Orchid

The English Version

This one is missing most of the ingredients that can make the Krimi films so much fun. No mystery villain, no secret organizations with the members in hoods, no plans of conquering the world, no femme fatale, no torture or fiendish manners of bringing death. Two of the usual cast of Krimi actors are on hand though - Klaus Kinsky as his usual shady character and Eddi Arent as the comedy relief.  It didn't help that it was shot in bland black and white with the director Helmut Ashley (who lived to 101 years old) adding no style to it. The dubbing in the English version is particularly dull with no inflection at all. People who have viewed the German language version seem to have enjoyed it much more. The plot is fairly straightforward - from one of Edgar Wallace's hundreds of books I assume - two Chicago groups of gangsters end up in London town and both engage in criminal activities when not trying to kill each other.  Scotland Yard is of course after them.



It begins in the Plaza Hotel in Chicago where a small group of men have gathered to play poker in a smoky room. Their wide ties give away their occupation. They are part of the O'Connor gang. O'Connor ignores a phone call that the number two-man, Gunner Steve (Kinski) is making to warn them that the Minelli Gang (headed by Eric Pohlmann) is on their way up with machine guns. The O'Connor gang gets blasted away and for good measure a hand grenade is tossed into the room. The Plaza needs to be more careful who they rent their rooms to. Not much later the FBI deports Minelli out of the country. Their agent is played by Christopher Lee, dubbed by someone else in the English version but not in the German version. The film feels like a step down for Lee after his Hammer output but in this same year he appeared as Sherlock Holmes in the German production of Sherlock Holmes and the Deadly Necklace, also speaking German,



Both gangs - Minelli and Kinski who wasn't killed in Chicago - set up shop in London and begin blackmailing the elite - your money or your life. Being the elite they of course go with their lives. In a very strange role Arent shows up as a butler for all the rich men who are blackmailed and then killed. He uses it as a marketing ploy. But he really does nothing much in the film. The main Scotland Yard man (Adrian Hoven) is joined by Lee from America. The two gangs begin killing one another - but none of it feels serious. In a sub-plot the secretary to one of the murdered rich men inherits his money and is romanced by both Scotland Yard and the nephew (Pinkas Braun) of the dead man. She is played by a slender brunette, Marisa Mell, who has some minor cult status. I always think of her as a blonde because of Danger: Diabolik (1968) but she led one of those European jet set life styles and appeared in a number of films. One of her amours was Pier Luigi Torri who at one point was one of the most wanted escapees from prison in Europe and led law enforcement on a merry chase for 18 months.