Master Q 2000
Reviewed by YTSL
First came “Toy Story”. Now there’s also
“Final Fantasy: The Spirits Within”. In between, a Hong Kong
movie which relies pretty heavily – but not 100%, like with the two Hollywood
works I cited earlier in the paragraph – on computer graphics and special
effects came to be made and released as well; and although it stars two
of the Jade Theatre’s hottest young stars in Nicholas Tse and Cecilia Cheung,
my feeling is that two of this Tsui Hark production’s four cyber characters
– namely, the film’s title character and his friend, Potato -- easily,
definitely and comprehensively stole the show from them and others who
feature in this comic combo live action cum computer animated piece.
For those who aren’t familiar with them, the tall
and skinny Lao Fu Tze – or Master Q, as he is (English) named in MASTER
Q 2001 – and his buddies, the uncommonly short and squat Potato and regular
human looking -- or at least as much so as a cartoon figure can be -- Mr.
Nobody, are illustrated creations of Alphonso Wong (who makes a guest appearance
as himself in this work). Although their adventures have largely
been chronicled in black and white comic books, this (re)viewer has childhood
memories of viewing at least one colorful theatrical offering featuring
these distinctive personalities. In that decades older effort, these
cartoon characters were portrayed by human actors however. This feature
length Y2K1 movie which took two months to shoot, involved nine months
of computer special effects work and necessitated six weeks of post-production
sound work truly might well be – like it has been touted on director Herman
Yau’s website – the first Hong Kong film ever to wholesale blend together
computer-generated figures, living actors and real life set(ting)s a la
“Who Framed Roger Rabbit?”
MASTER Q 2001 finds the trio of comic characters
on hard times and the brink of retrenchment or at least being severely
under-employed by their long time employer – fishing enthusiast cum cartoonist,
Alphonso Wong, who rather suddenly decided to take some time off from work
to go on a fishing holiday to the Wudan mountains (which even he admitted
is more well known for having a martial artistic association than being
a fisherman’s paradise, but therein, then, would lie a real sporting challenge!).
While hunting birds – with makeshift catapults – for their next meal, Master
Q (whose voice I suspect was provided by Tsui Hark) and Potato accidentally
end up incurring the wrath of Triad boss, Don – as in the Mafia title rather
than the diminutive of Donald – Kam (Michael Chan in a rare parody role),
who sends his men – led by his lieutenant, Willy (who is played by Wayne
Lai) – to chase after and attack the hapless looking duo. However,
as Master Q shows in a fight that takes place in a playground (and utilizes
playground equipment in a way that’s somewhat reminiscent of one that took
place in Jackie Chan’s “Police Story II”), he actually possesses some kungfu
fighting capabilities as well as more agility than one might expect from
such a non-heroic cartoon character as well as ungainly drawn individual.
Consequently, he and Potato are able to successfully elude their pursuers
for a bit.
As (bad) luck would have it though, somewhere
along the way, Master Q and the far less nimble Potato cause an accident
that bring about (temporary) cases of memory loss for a pair of lovebirds,
who proceed to be taken advantage of while in an amnesiac state by the
villains of this piece. The male half of this romantic equation,
a young policeman named Fred (who is portrayed by a Nicholas Tse), is successfully
convinced by Don Kam and co. that he’s actually named Howard and is the
Triad tai lo’s beloved godson. Meanwhile, his girlfriend (who comes
in the form of Cecilia Cheung), an equally youthful teacher called Miss
Cheung by her class and Mandy by others, gets conned into signing a marriage
contract – that binds her to someone she actually has never met -- by her
unscrupulous politician mother (Councillor Rachel Tam is played by Law
Koon Lan, and Emily Kwan essays that woman’s No Name assistant).
Upon getting some inkling of what was going on
(particularly in the latter’s case), Master Q and Potato go about trying
to help the vulnerable young lovers in more ways than Fred and Mandy probably
would have liked for them to have done. In the process, they get
actively involved in an array of activities that include: An amusing
hypnosis attempt; a fun-to-watch soccer game (refereed by a cameo-appearance
making Helena Law Lan) between some goo wat jai and secondary school students;
the performance of an intentionally distracting song and dance number;
and an assassination attempt on a senior mobster named Don Sing (played
by Joe Lee). Probably since all these shenanigans alone would still
not have gotten this far from deep film beyond the sixty minute mark, MASTER
Q 2001’s otherwise rather thin plot gets additionally padded out by a series
of tangentially connected sit-com type situations that allow the recognizable
likes of Alfred Cheung (as Miss Cheung’s school’s headmaster), Ng Chi Hung
(as Mr. Ing), Tats Lau (as an assassin named Mark), Lam Chi Sin (as “12138”),
Hui Siu Hung (as Superintendent Hugh) and Lam Suet (as the head bank robber)
to make guest or cameo appearances and draw yet more laughs out of this
madcap movie’s viewers.
Considering how majorly reliant it is on visuals
rather than substance to entertain, MASTER Q 2001 was pretty successful
in capturing my attention and interest for as long as it did. Still,
I couldn’t help but notice that whenever Master Q and Potato were absent
from the picture, the movie would lose a whole lot of its charm.
Relatedly, I found myself not only generally wishing for this effort to
have focused more on them -- rather than the uncharismatic, at least in
this offering, human leads -- but also damningly thinking that if one were
to take away the nostalgia along with novelty values that were generated
in tandem with the cyber representations of its primary cartoon characters,
this piece of work would be disappointingly revealed to be as slight as
its title character is gawkily lanky.
My rating for this film: 6.