Crazy Companies II
I was just slightly confounded to discover that
there was actually a sequel to Crazy Companies I. That film had struck
me as a rather dull and listless exercise, but upon checking the box office
numbers for 1988 I was even more shocked to see that it ranked 10th. So
what do I know? Not only that but this sequel which came out in the same
year ranked 17th at the box office. I guess I should just be grateful that
this success didn’t spawn a long array of Crazy Companies ad nauseum and
that they ended mercifully with this one because the chances are that as
long as Chingmy would have kept appearing in them, I would keep buying
them. Since these were produced by Wong Jing, it is especially surprising
that the series didn’t continue as he is the Marquis de Sade of beating
a franchise to death – Raped by an Angel anyone?
No doubt everyone recalls how the first film ends
(that would be a mild attempt at humor) – but in case it has receded from
your memory like a bad stomach virus eventually does from your entrails
– Andy Lau had risen to be head of the company with his friends Stanley
Fung, Charlie Cho and Natalis Chan assisting him and he has fallen in love
with the adorably cute Chingmy Yau. Not a bad little deal. Well the same
terrific cast is back and Wong Jing has added even a little more splash
by throwing in Rosamund Kwan, Sandra Ng and Dodo Cheng along with a number
of character actors such as Shing Fui-on, Lawrence Ng, Stuart Ong, Lau
Siu Ming, Helena Law Lan, Yip Wing Cho, Wong San, Chan Fai-hung and the
veteran actor, Hui Ying-sau. Quite an astonishing group of actors for such
a tepid trifle, but Wong Jing had that sort of power. Even though it is
enjoyable stumbling across all these actors to some extent, unfortunately
they just seem to get into each other’s way and no one gets much time except
Andy and his three goofy friends. Sadly, Chingmy is used only sporadically
as is Rosamund and Dodo and that is a cinematic crime in my book.
Since the first film ended, it appears that Andy
has driven the company to the brink of bankruptcy with a mountain of debt.
From his appearance, it looks as if Andy was spending more time coiffing
his hair than in looking after his business. When the slimy Lawrence Ng
(you know he is slimy because he dates trashy white women!) demands immediate
payment for his loan, the company is unable to fork it up and it is picked
up by another company that Ng works for. Andy and his three stooges are
bounced out on the street and into a state of unemployment. Meanwhile,
poor Natalis gets married to Sandra Ng and he is instantly adorned with
a male chastity belt that blows out the race track bugle call whenever
he gets horny – which is often, but never for Sandra. A horny Natalis is
not a pleasant sight and can put one off eating for days. He is also tattooed
across his chest with a warning to his female targets that he has a venereal
disease.
To win back their company, the foursome surreptitiously
join the company as low-level trainees but of course soon rise to the top.
Part of this entails Andy having to romance Rosamund who is the daughter
of the company head and Natalis coming on to the straight laced Dodo Cheng
who is also related in some way to a higher up. Poor Chingmy. Andy naturally
runs into numerous situations when he has both women together and has to
act quickly to stop them from learning about one another - not an easy
task as Rosamund has some ESP ability to know what a person is thinking
by coming into contact with them. Think what a downer that would be on
a first date. The viewer also has the thrilling opportunity to see Stanley
Fung and Shing Fui-on in a tight lipped kiss (sorry not shown here for
fear that the Republican National Committee would write me a nasty e-mail)
and also see Shing and Lawrence placed in an unnaturally compromising position
that is nearly scary to witness (which is pictured here because I won't
bend completely to political pressures! And I think Shing Fui-on looks
kind of cute.).
For the most part this is just a collection of
skits tied together with the merest of plots, but few of them are in the
least bit amusing. Have times changed so much that people really found
this funny 15 years ago? It’s interesting to note that slight comedic films
like this were produced by the bushel full back in the late 80’s. The formula
was simple - put together a good cast and the film could easily be pre-sold
to other markets in Asia that would guarantee a profit. Now except for
a few high profile films from Johnny To or Andrew Lau, this is rarely the
case and films such as Crazy Companies have become nearly extinct.
My rating for this film: 5.5