Vampire vs. Vampire
Reviewed by YTSL
Among the categories of films that I turn to
whenever I feel a need to have some real weirdness in my movie diet, that
which features the late Lam Ching Ying as an expert battler against all
sorts of supernatural entities has never failed to astound as well as amuse
and generally entertain. Be they set in the present day or the not
completely distant past, these horror comedies seem to be located in an
alternate universe in which just about anything is possible. For
example, despite the title of this 1989 offering making it sound like vampires
are the only creatures that Lam Ching Ying’s One Eyebrow Priest and his
assistants (the two human ones of which are played by Chin Siu Ho and Lui
Fong) have to deal with, such as a slimy blob, a female palm ghost (i.e.,
an apparition that resides inside of palm trees), a more human-shaped female
ghost (of a murder victim whose wants her hidden body to be dug up and
properly reburied) and quicksand also appear in this picture. Also,
where else would a kid vampire be considered cute as well as a good guy
plus be treated like the favorite son of a (Taoist) priest?!
VAMPIRE VS VAMPIRE is further noteworthy for its
main villain being a Western-style vampire -- dressed in formal black and
white European cut clothing -- on whom Taoist spells don’t work too well
(So the movie’s heroic Sifu -- Cantonese for “Teacher”, a respected honorific
conferred on wise individuals as well as the title for kungfu masters and
learned teachers -- has to use other means to combat him). Early
on in the film (which Lam Ching Ying directed as well as stars in), this
pale-faced bloodsucker is identified as a former Christian priest who had
been sent -- along with another “gweilo” missionary, who may well have
been his first murder victim -- to proselytize in an unspecified rural
section of China. However, not only do they seem to have been completely
unsuccessful at converting anyone to their faith but it also appears that
they -- one inadvertently, the other less so -- it was who had brought
a foreign kind of evil to plague the place.
Called in to diagnose -- by way of Feng Shui principles
-- why miscellaneous misfortunes had befallen people in the area, VAMPIRE
VS VAMPIRE’s bushy eye-browed protagonist finds such as bats in the village’s
main water supply. Although it is considered good luck among some
Chinese peoples (e.g., the Hokkien and Teochew) for one bat to choose to
reside in your abode, I guess that not many people would be amenable to
a whole bunch of these creatures -- and especially if they’re of the vampiric
kind -- hanging out in their area. In any case, the One Eyebrow Priest’s
discovery prompts the villagers in this movie to not only look for an alternative
source of water but also get their local militia going on a search-and-destroy
mission of any bats and dwellings favored by the animals that they can
find.
In the process of conducting the latter, the local
militia came across a group of five Christian -- but Asian -- nuns who
looked to have been sent to replace the gone missing, and are presumed
dead, priests. If this were a Tsui Hark work, it would seem inevitable
that the Christian women (who include those played by Joanna Chan and Regina
Kent, and whose Mother Superior comes in the form of Maria Cordero) and
the Taoist Priest and his assistants would clash. Since it is not,
the two groups seemed to immediately and pretty much recognize the other
as a natural ally against the bumptious Village Captain (portrayed by Billy
Lau) -- who had wanted to burn down the Church that the Sisters were setting
about restoring to working condition -- as well as truly dark forces.
Like many other Hong Kong movies in which vampires
figure, much of VAMPIRE VS VAMPIRE is more farcical comedic in nature than
anything else (as is evidenced by it being a film in which the One Eyebrow
Priest is likely to order his assistants to “Buy me panties without patterns”(!)
and get into the kind of situation in which he finds himself drawerless
while in the vicinity of five particularly religious -- and thus presumably
extra modest -- women)). However, the people who presented us with
this lively offering also threw in a bit of romance and pathos plus a surprisingly
moving musical vignette. Additionally, this work -- which can call
upon the martial arts talents of Lam Ching Ying and Chin Siu Ho, after
all -- has fast and furious action aplenty along with its share of suspenseful
moments, particularly after the villain of the piece is inadvertently re-activated
-- by the Village Captain and his cousin (Sandra Ng gets to play a not
very nice woman and also a vampire in this offering) -- and gets back to
majorly lusting after human blood.
My rating for the film: 7.