Goal Club

Director: Kittikorn Liasirikun
Year: 2001
Starring: Suviporn Surattanaves, Suwanhom Theeranai, Yuto Boriwat, Tantrakul Wongwarut
Time: 99 minutes

This fast moving, quickly edited and stylish film contains a lot of energy and is fairly entertaining. It has a number of threads that at times become a bit confusing (especially since there were no subs!) and some of the threads feel less interesting than others do. Still the young actors are all quite good and they give personable performances that make you want to follow their story to the end. Much of the early going is a fairly light coming of age/friendship narrative, but towards the end it turns surprisingly dark and violent.

As best as I could understand it, this is about five young guys just out of high school who seem to have a knack for calling the outcome of English football games that are being shown and gambled on in the many small betting joints around Bangkok. Soon the local gang sees their talents and recruits them as runners and collectors. The film goes off with each character to some degree – one who meets a girl (a member of the group Triumph’s Kingdom), another gets involved with a bar girl and so on. Eventually they decide to thumb their nose at the gang and set up their own betting shop. Bad decision. The gangsters don’t take too kindly to this incursion into their turf and get very nasty. By the end there are a lot of dead bodies spread around town.

The Thai VCD does not contain subs.

My rating for this film: 6.5


Killer Tattoo

Director: Yuthlert Sippapak
Year: 2001
Starring: Somchai Khemklad, Thao Rae, Mum Jokmok, Thep Po-ngam, Theng  Therdtherng
Time: 111 minutes

With a Hong Kong retro 1980’s B movie action feel, this film manages to blast its way into your affections. It has at times an unruly mix of comedy, melodrama and bullet ballet that seems a bit chaotic and slapdash but is still entertaining and enjoyable. The final twenty minutes is a rip it up all hands aboard shoot out that should bring a smile to the face of most HK gunfight aficionados.

The setting takes place a few years into the future and the city of Bangkok is in economic chaos with the foreigners (falangs) having taken over many of the Thai corporations. Four over the hill killers are mistakenly hired to kill one of the top cops in the law enforcement. As a backup a fifth killer is also hired, the highly respected, Kid Silence. The four killers (all top Thai comedians) have their sad backgrounds as a hindrance – the Cheech lookalike killed his wife in an accident and her ghost haunts his dreams, one of them dresses like Elvis and refuses to speak anything but English (very bad English), another is broken-hearted by a woman’s rejection and another has sad memories of his little girl that he left behind many years ago. Kid has his demons as well – he witnessed his mother being killed by a man with a tattoo on his arm when he was a child and has been searching for that tattoo ever since to administer his own justice.
The party of four and the lone killer all make their hit at the same place and barely escape. The man who hired them decides he wants them all dead and sends another group of professional killers after them – one being a smart talking falang female in boots, halter and an assortment of guns. In a Thai bordello of sweet dreams all the threads and pasts of the men catch up with them in a fight to the death. The film has a few slow parts in the middle and bogs down a bit in the flashbacks, but is generally a fast moving tale of killing and memories.

Neither the Thai DVD or VCD have subs (I saw it in a film festival with subs).

My rating for this film: 7.5


Tigress of the King River

Director: Bhandit Rittakol
Year: 2002
Starring: Panu Suwanno, Prangthong Changdham, Sunisa Brown
Time: 1 hour 57 minutes

Mixing the supernatural and an old-fashioned jungle action adventure, this B film rarely slows down for a minute and is generally fairly enjoyable on a simplistic lose no brain cells level. In the back of your mind though you are always aware that the film isn’t really that well made and at times it feels more like a fun TV show that contains some atrocious acting (in particular from the Englishman). Even so, a film with an elephant tromping on people and a man-eating tiger that takes human female form always works for me! The legendary/mythical mystique that many of the Thai films seem to aim for is intriguing to me as it opens a new world of tradition, history, superstition and customs that is fairly fascinating. This film contains a degree of CGI effects that are far from seamless but not badly done.

In the year of 1786 during the reign of King Rama I, two forces are battling on the King River at the Three Pagoda Pass – the clash of swords, the trumpeting of elephants and the blasts from muskets fill the air. A Yodla slave elephant rider from Burma is shot from his mount and floats down the river. Back in his village his wife, Niam, waits for Klom to return and when he doesn’t she goes to the scene of the battle to look for him. The jungle appears to be haunted by the dead armies of many past and present wars still fighting one another. She is raped and murdered by a group of passing men and then eaten by a tiger. Over the next one hundred years a legend begins to grow of a demon tiger that kills and a wandering war elephant that travel together.
In the late 1800’s a party from Bangkok comes to hunt for tigers and elephants – with a drunken British ex-soldier and a half-British half-Karen tribes woman female guide. Soon the tigress is hunting them as it senses that the reincarnated spirits of the men who killed her years ago is among them – and perhaps also that of the husband she never found and is still looking for. The direction does feel awkward at times and the budding romance between the Englishman and the guide is acting hell, but the basic themes of revenge, reincarnation and eternal love play out reasonably well – especially in the end.

The Thai DVD and VCD have English subs.

My rating for this film: 6.0